Rattlesnake
For Dinner?
...Tasty
Tidbits Tougher To Catch Than Cook
Tribune
Staff Writer
AUBURNDALE
- The Florida diamondback rattlesnake, that deadly, cat-eyed
devil of the bay-heads and palmetto flatwoods, can be
quite a dinnertime delicacy if you know how to obtain and
prepare the rare treat in style-du-Auburndale: heavy on
the household ammonia.
Skeptics
doubting that a deadly poison can be a prime ingredient in concocting such
a dish can take relief in the fact that the man who prepares - Carl Allen -
has been using it for more than 50 years and hasn't lost a friend yet.
That
aside for a moment the local snake gourmet says one of the most touchy tasks
in getting the wriggling serpent from woods to plate is the hand-to-hand combat
phase, a chilling necessity in the recipe.
"I
guess the most dangerous part of the fixin' is getting them ready, the cleaning
and dressing. That takes a lot of know-how and experience, and you bet you'd
better be careful about it," reported Allen, 59.
"THAT
FELLA CAN be just as bad on you dead, as he can
be alive."
Allen's
basic procedure is thus:
Fetch
one five-foot bay or highland rattler and place it carefully
in a wooden box with a hinged lid. When the snake isn't looking,
pass the wire loop of a loopstick over its neck. Lift the quarry
from the box, and, even more carefully, grasp it behind the
head. Remove the loop. Drop the stick. With the opposite hand,
using a sharp instrument, dispatch the snake to its final reward
by passing the sharp instrument into its brain.
WITH
WHATEVER sharp tool you feel comfortable, separate
the head from the body. Swiftly bag the head and set
aside.
Allen
said the rattlesnake chef must be wary of the business end
of the living snake at all times, naturally. But after the
head is lopped off, one still must not falter in his or her
caution, "Don't matter if those fangs are in a head that's
still on the body or not," Allen warned, "they can still put
that poison into you."
At
this stage, Allen says the cook should not get upset if the
snake's body continues to coil and strike, That's natural,
he says. Long after the snake loses its head, it will keep
acting like it has one.
"THAT'S
STILL A little scary seein' him hit at you like
that, but that's all." says Allen.
Once
the bothersome wriggling has subsided enough, a pair of very
sharp scissors should be employed to carefully slit and remove
the valuable hide, or skin.
Allen
recommends donating the hide to a handicapped workshop or other
similar rehabilitative organization so it can be worked into
an item of lasting beauty.
NEXT,
SIMPLY slice the long loaf of fresh meat into
steaks by cutting crosswise through the spine.
When
fried, one five-foot highland diamondback yields about two
platefuls of white, chicken-like meat. The fatter bay diamondback
might give a little more.
Allen,
who says he's never been bitten, "just hit on the boots a couple
of times," doesn't do much of the actual hunting anymore. The
cleaning and cooking of delicacies like the diamondback take
up most of his time at his restaurant here.
ALLEN
HAS ABOUT six men at any one time doing the hunting
for him, and says he sells all he can get, "to folks
who really love it and folks who just want to say they
ate some." The hunters catch between one and 10 snakes
a week on an average now, but in the fall the hunting
is better and their catch is greater, Allen said.
Hunting
and dressing rattlesnake is not for just anybody, Allen points
out. Considering all the peculiarities of the diamondback,
an inexperienced hunter just might not come back.
Allen
said the cunning snakes have been known to chase humans 25-to-30
yards before giving up; most of, them don't rattle before striking:
like humans, some are naturally mean and some docile, but Allen
says by far the meanest, most unpredictable of all the diamondback
family is the pregnant female.
THAT'S
ANOTHER thing. When cleaning a rattler, Allen
said one must be careful of babies. The young often
hide in the mother's mouth and won't come out until
she is dead. Allen said they are as poisonous as their
mother.
In
the half-century he's been catching and eating rattlesnake, and the 16 he's
been serving it at his restaurant, Allen said he has learned how to pick the
most healthy, meaty ones for the discriminating patron.
"I
never like to kill one that's mean, hateful or contrary," he said, "because
they tend to be a little tough.
"Now,
when you're thinking about getting one, check him over to see that he's
okay," he went on. "I check out to see if he's well fed and he has a
real clean head and a smooth hide. He has to have a real clean mouth,
too. I'm very particular about the quality," Allen said.
ALLEN'S
HUNTERS go at it very professionally. They know
about what terrain will yield a certain number and type
of snake and when. They even know what areas to stake
out in ambush, he said.
Abandoned
gopher holes give the best results, he said, and since summers
are hot and digging into the earth in the woods can be mighty
tedious, the hunters don't carry a shovel. Instead, they carry
a length of garden hose. |